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Cheese Pizza

When you don't wash your uncut penis for a month and have sex with a girl with a yeast infection
This girl I hooked up with in the club made a cheese pizza with me.
by Dick Gritty July 9, 2024
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Pizza Dough

The fatty skin that hangs down onto your neck and chin when in the 69 position with a women who has had a bad c section surgery.
I was almost choked by her big pizza dough while we were 69ing.
by Polynikes September 2, 2023
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Pizza

The act of crying into a pair of used panties while masterbating
"ugh, Simeons in Pizza time again"
"Hey guys! My names Simeon and I love to pizza"
by Syntax1985 May 9, 2022
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Puddle Of Pizza

by Shawn mays January 12, 2025
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Jizzeroni pizza

You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!
Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza
by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021
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Pizza Gluer

Someone who blindly trusts AI, and/or uses AI in their research.

The term comes from a viral tweet/X post where a user shared that google’s AI overview of a search recommended they mix non-toxic glue into cheese sauce to help it stick to pizza.

Someone who blindly believes ai without fact-checking it would add the glue to their pizza. They’re a Pizza Gluer.
Person 1: Did you hear that this YouTuber checked their research using Gemini?
Person 2: oh, I did. He’s a total pizza gluer.
by NotroLPS August 6, 2025
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Here for the pizza

1. A phrase used at a celebration or social gathering (wedding, birthday party, etc.) that denotes the user's desire for the amenities of said gathering (food, drinks, cake, games, etc.) and complete lack of interest of what the social gathering is actually about. Occurs often in children too young to understand or care about what is occurring.

Warning: Using phrase at any social gathering may incite yelling, tears, or physical injury. Use at own risk.
Person 1: Isn't it wonderful that Jack and May got married?
Person 2: I'm just here for the pizza.
by Avoidthedevoidvoid January 13, 2022
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