Mr. Mouse

A cute word for penis. Cause he is always trying to get in hole in something.

Girl 1" So how did last night go? "
Girl 2 " Mr. Mouse was in the house."

by Grigg&Kerry February 12, 2014

Mr. Wheezy

A demonic beast of immense power, capable of murder, mutilation, and crappy horror movie remakes. Do not engage. Or date in general.

Dude, stop being such a Mr. Wheezy

by Moriarty221b October 26, 2014

Mrs Ashford

A woman that normally teaches English, who looks like she just got done injecting heroin and snorting 7 lines of cocaine.

Mrs Ashford smells like a poopy vagina.

by dickgaptb November 2, 2013

mr moxon

Annoying
Mean
Doesn't believe in truth
Amazing in bed
Likes apes
Often lives in cupboards

There are apes around, mr moxon on must be near

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.?! November 5, 2013

mr. jub

A guy who drinks too much beer. And dips grizzly wintergreen.

Dang. Thats mr. Jub for ya.

by jubbin. December 20, 2016

mr glass

An athlete that gets injured very often and easily

Hey mr glass broke his leg agian

by the best of all of them in my November 29, 2015

Mr Mitchell

A over weight teacher who eats breakfast tacos for breakfast everyday. He makes girls feel uncomfortable a lot. A little too much actually. Positive to have a... nasty search history.

“We caught Mr Mitchell looking at weird stuff today in third period!” Exclaimed Mary.

by Peachy 🍑 June 29, 2019