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hog mother

adj. A Gamer Girl who loves to flick the ol' bean and chug loose corn-milk.
Ugh, you are a honkin' Hog Mother.

Gosh, your friend is quite the Hog Mother. I caught her flicking her nipples thrice this week.
by Micky123 October 9, 2013
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Tea with Mother

Code for when you dont have anything to do on a saturday night, so you go to the local strip club with your friends.
when the man from out of town asked everyone what was going on that saturday night, i told him i was going to be having Tea with Mother.
by on-on April 22, 2012
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megawhore mother cell

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.
Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.
by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011
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What's a mother to do?

A situation without hope. A situation considered lame or distaistfull. Mother not as in your mother, mother as in motherfucker meaning the person saying the phrase.
1:"Hey did those parts come in from UPS yet?"
2:"No we're still waiting on em'."
1:"I can't fix my car without them."
2:"What's a mother to do?"
by Gnik Nave July 17, 2011
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mother

lana del rey is mother
by slayngel January 15, 2023
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fucker mother

An emotionally cold, callous mother who consequently psychologically destroys her children, thereby ruining their lives. Analogous with 'refrigerator mother'.
You were sexually abused? I wish! Sounds heavenly to me. I suffered far worse. I survived a fucker mother.
by AnyNationExceptAmerica January 15, 2023
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Mothering

The art of being a mother; created by Emna for Selena Gomez
"OMG SHE WORE A SUIT SHE’S SUCH A MOTHERING ICON"
by yaxsung January 17, 2023
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