Michael Finnissy 

An English composer famous for being part of New Complexity. His pieces are known for being totally impossible and are a jumbled mess of cacophony that resembles no tune (but are funny to hear and watch being performed).

Some of his most known pieces are English Country Tunes, an insult to England and the word " tune" too, and Verdi's transcription, a ruined version of many Verdi's pieces.

A) Is that a Michael Finnissy piece for solo piano?
B) Yeah, but I didn't practice it. I just slam my hands on the keys, and sometimes the feet too.

Michael Finnissy by A GUILLOM Stan August 31, 2021

michael jovanovski 

bruh he is so fucking fat and has a clapped trim bro look at him, he thinks he is good at football when in reality he just fingers his ass in the defense and does nothing

bro have you seen michael jovanovski? i dont want to be within a 10 metre radius of his massive belly

michael jovanovski by apkdpkfsfsdfsfs June 21, 2022

Michael afton ward 

An amazing husband and boyfriend that I love so so much and I want to marry. He’s literally the light of my life and he’s helped me through absolutely everything. If anyone dares to go near him I will violently rip their oesophagus and shove it up their ass hole until they’re choking it back up through the hole in their throat. I fucking love Mr Michael Afton Ward. He is amazing and such a sweet person. He looks gorgeous 24/7 and just constantly makes me the happiest person on earth whenever he does anything. And I will love him until the day that this earth falls apart and after then too because he ain’t getting rid of me that easily.

“I love Michael afton ward” -phøenix

“You need to stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one

*kills them* -phøenix

Michael afton ward by Cumslvt18 September 16, 2022

michael vick

An exceptionally talented athlete who gets a lot of heat for his poor accuracy and low touchdown numbers. However, what most people who do not understand is that Mike Vick is not an ordinary quarterback. Despite the fact that his passing numbers are indeed poor he still manages to win more games than the vast majority of other QBs in the league. His exceptional running ability has been a vital part of the Atlanta Falcon's running game that has ran over the league in the past 3 seasons.

Vick is known to have choked when it counted most but have also been known to change the direction of the game with a single play. In the end, his benefits greatly outdo his flaws as he brought his team out of the bottom of the league into one of the most powerful and exciting teams in the NFL.

Michael Vick receives the ball in shotgun formation and sticks it into Dunn's chest and then hestitates. The entire defense is completely frozen as they have no idea wether Vick will hand it off to Dunn who will zoom through his blocks, pass it downfield or run it himself on the outside.

michael vick by Xandbarg October 2, 2006

Michael Jordan 

A bad-ass player who wants to win.

Any player that can play at his level.

Michael Jordan by Saints September 14, 2003

Michael's Mom 

The mom of Michael

Michael's Mom Give's Him Kisses

Michael's Mom by Michael's Mom 1234567890987654 December 15, 2009

michael wright

a gay ass nigga

michael wright is gay

michael wright by kvngbroken May 24, 2017