Max

Max is a very horny guy with a cock that is 2 inches when hard thinks he gets all the ladies but reallly doesn’t has the worst taste in girls and might aswell be a ponce

Max is a ponce

by anonymous December 9, 2021

max

max is a very ugly human being, he has the tinyest penis of all time. max thinks he is the funniest person out of his friends.

is that max?
i hate max
max thinks he is the best

by maxhater190 December 10, 2021

Max

A sexy man with a big penis

oh my maxs penis is so hot and big

by maxs big penis December 10, 2021

Max Payne 6000

When a bitch is badder than Max Payne thousand

Hey bitch you Max Payne thousand

Nigga I’m a dude and I’m Max Payne 6000 black boy

by toad_did_it December 12, 2021

Max

To Max is to celebrate 1st knowing you are 2nd best

Damn bro the ref straight masi'd it by adding 50 points to my team so I won.

Nice you shouldn't Max it because you know you won because of complete bullshit, right?

Nah Imma Max anyways, otherwise I will never get a chance to celebrate

by 69HugeDick69 December 13, 2021

Max Orkin

An interesting man, typically Italian. One who when he gets in a relationship, never wears the pants. One who typically gets Bitched often, but always has a snarky response for it. He fucks with spaghetti o’s

Man 1: Dude you’ve been acting really bitch lately and your girl’s taken total control over you!
Man 2: Yeah you know what your right! I need to stop max orkining!
Man 1: Figure it out!!!

by Conor Goodman December 13, 2021

Max

Bubbles

Max is always on surface

by Fuckthismech December 14, 2021