Master of the drunken schlong

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.

The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined

by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025

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master owo

master owo is an angelic game character who possesses the power to whip u with his wit. master owo is a ray of sunshine, so do wear sunscreen or his undisputed aura might burn u. he got his name and rank as a master after working v hard and attaining them degrees.

master owo is so pretty one just wants to make him cum on command.

master owo has an ass like marshmallow.

master owo is so sweet u just wanna make sure he always feels loved and cared for.

master owo, why dont u come up here and fuck me in the ass sometime?

by thebitchybong January 19, 2026

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