Cunt Monster

Cunt Monster (noun) a vicious, all consuming, angry, enraged woman. Not a lady!

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example: we've only been married three months but that Cunt Monster just keeps consuming everything I make, including my cock. My wallet is sore than my cock. M.A.

by MomtanaMattw/8+ January 28, 2021

Monster high doll

A girl who dyes her whole head vibrant pastels and dresses like a hoochie mama

Look at how vibrant and slutty carry is dressed she looks like a monster high doll

by Calico horse January 20, 2018

Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.

Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.

by anonymous February 25, 2023

A Monsters Inc. Avalanche

Ejaculating into someone's mouth, and having them laugh/"spit-take" cum BACK up the urethra......"put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."

Celia gave me "A Monsters Inc. Avalanche" for our anniversary, and I got so backed up

by Mike was whore's key September 19, 2022

Monster

Someone who continually chats up females around the work area, particularly when they are older or younger than them.

That Jamie is a total monster

by markoz December 16, 2007

sauce monster

a monster of the sauce, constantly covered in sauce and just absolutely loves sauce

“ally krause is the og sauce monster”

“that sauce monster is covered in sauce”

by i love sauce August 29, 2022

Cookie Monster mug

A mug with the head of Cookie Monster on it it came in a collection with Oscar the grouch Elmo and big bird

I have a nice cookie monster mug

by Paper oof July 30, 2022