long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.

¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot.¨

by anonymous crab May 13, 2021

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Get the long schlongmug.

This can interpreted in numerous fashions.

1) the measurement of the length of the e wooden door in which one closes to retain the heat in their residual abode.

2) what your mother says when she sees me

3) the distance between the place of your stayingness and the place of your holidayingness. For example: Stayingness in USA, holidayingness in Greece.

4) the waiting list for health care assistance

5) the length of one’s penis

6) the original length of the twin towers before September 11th 2001!

That is really long!

by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024

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Get the Longmug.

Long

The name Long is a boy's name of Chinese, Vietnamese origin meaning "dragon". Cool dude.

To call someone Long

by baruska_muska November 21, 2021

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Get the Longmug.

Viet Long

A Vietnamese boy

Nguyen Viet Long aka Long Lou from Ba Dinh - My Linh's beau.

A boy that is usually funny at most times, very smart and loves video games. His top 3 favorite fruits are watermelon, longan, and jackfruit. He's like a walking sunshine but likes the color black. He's super sweet and super caring in love, but sometimes also mean/evil. Waking him up is like poking a sleeping dragon with a stick - not recommended.

"Viet Long, trăng đêm nay đẹp nhỉ"

by My Linh January 1, 2024

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