Yacht lizard

Same as a lot lizard but try to get on yachts vs semis

Look at those yacht lizards waiting for a guy to get on his yacht.

by Maria1992 September 7, 2023

forum lizard

a sex worker that invades communities and fandoms with the sole purpose of marketing their onlyfans, usually with "cosplays". Much like a "lot lizard" but online.

"what do you think of my zelda cosplay? tehee, don't click the link in my bio" - said the forum lizard wearing a Link costume.

by John smith 1984 September 15, 2023

DIRTY LIZI

When you are getting a blow job from your gf & instead of gagging her with your cock, you gag her with a spoon

I wanted her to choke on it but gave her a Dirty Lizi instead.

by FunnyEMT October 7, 2023

The Lizzo Paradox

When a woman says that Lizzo is gorgeous, stunning, and beautiful. However, she gets highly offended whenever she is told that she looks like Lizzo.

Person 1: What do you think of Lizzo?

Woman: She is so beautiful!

Person 1: You actually look like Lizzo.

Woman: Ewww! How dare you!

(That's the Lizzo Paradox for ya)

by Oblong Schlong January 16, 2024

glazed lizard

A cock after a creampie

You cock looks like a glazed lizard

by Hellboy696961 February 24, 2024

Crag Lizard

An Offensive slur

Ah look at that Crag Lizard!

by tavg123 December 6, 2023

Rainbow Lizard

The rainbow lizard is a playful and spontaneous creature that engages in tongue darts without any predictable pattern, often leaving the recipient awkwardly bewildered.

I hooked up with this rainbow lizard and all she did was left me hard and hanging.

by Corgie Kart January 12, 2024