Kevin-Baconing (verb): When you're stressed, mad or frustrated and all you can do is go to an empty warehouse (or whatever space is accessible to you at the time) and dance around—typically in a flailing manner—using machinery and other objects as gymnastics equipment to express your deepest emotions. Upon Kevin-Baconing, you feel like a weight has been lifted. You find that you are no longer the ghost of Kevin Bacon (aka Ren McCormack). Instead, you are yourself again... but way better.
Hey so I have to cancel plans tonight. Work was a real bitch. I'll be in my garage Kevin-Baconing until I feel better. Hit you up after.
by Tom Ato December 02, 2022
by Pulled A Kevin January 29, 2024
by Ellienymt December 08, 2022
That guy that hangs around on a “teen” chatroom but the mfr is like 22 years old. Whole ass king of the kids situation.
Girl: did you see Johnny in here?
Girl 2: yes oml he be suffering from Kevin syndrome
Girl: YESS!! It’s creepy af
Girl 2: yes oml he be suffering from Kevin syndrome
Girl: YESS!! It’s creepy af
by EvilEntityConsumesYou October 20, 2022
A dirty ass, bottom of the barrel wannabe that thinks he can sing but in reality, he sounds like an obese woman’s wet fart.
by McBigBooty October 14, 2022
We are kevins, lets all be kevin together.
I'm here to speak for all of us-
we are kevins.
kevin kevin kevin
I'm here to speak for all of us-
we are kevins.
kevin kevin kevin
DUDE IS THAT KEVIN LI????????
( a man, normally asian, stays loyal to ONE girl (even if she never loved him, what an idiot he is)
( a man, normally asian, stays loyal to ONE girl (even if she never loved him, what an idiot he is)
by ClassyKoovin January 09, 2025