January 13th

the perfect day to lose your virginity. Its a good start on the new year.
Lets go, remember better safe then sorry

You: I've lost my virginity
Friend: what since when?
You: yesterday
Friend: ouu I see. Ofc january 13th, Congratulations

by What about simbaaa October 14, 2019

january 26th

the day where you can slap anybody in the face for literally no reason and if you dont slap anybody on january 26th your gay

idiot 1: Hey! *Slaps the other idiot*
idiot 2: why tf did u do that
idiot 1: ITS JANUARY 26TH

by missdumbass January 26, 2022

January

Jerk of January- you have to jersey off the number of minutes the day is.

Hey its January 18 I have to jet off for 18 minutes

by Fuckubastard666 December 7, 2020

January 18th

the day u have to ask ur crush out, or ask them for a hoodie

bestfriend: time to talk to ur crush
Me: awww cmon

bestfriend: its january 18th so u have too

by someome :) January 16, 2022

January 10

January 10 is national gf day! this is the day to appreciate your girlfriend or any of your female friends!

A: i love you! thanks for being my friend.
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!

by hilolzies1234 February 11, 2023

January 5

National sleep in day

Hey do u know what today is it national sleep all day because it’s January 5

by Bro listen January 4, 2021

January 2nd

The day of mass celebration

January 2nd is A social gathering of invited guests, typically involving eating, drinking, and entertainment

by Jan2ndboys January 1, 2022