Air

Air (A-eer)

Something that goes in, out, and is behind you while you look at this definition.

"I'm behind you but you can't see, hear or feel me," said Air loudly
"This definition is probably just a dumb joke," said Oblivious Reader not hearing what Air said.

by someone everywhere August 21, 2021

Dirty Air Force 1's

(Noun) A basic white girl's favorite shoes.

Basic White Girl: "I love my dirty Air Force 1's."

by Urban Dictionary Guest User November 22, 2022

Orange Air Forces

The worst type of air force 1's. Even worse than blue airforces

Man 1: "oi did you see Johnny copped some orange air forces yeah?"
Man 2: "fuck man what a waste of dosh"

by some punk bitch June 23, 2022

air commode

air commodore

The Air Commode (as we christened him) wanted someone to go to Achill with him …

by Delbosco October 15, 2021

air boobs

"Air boobs" is a term used to define the area of chest where a ladies chest balls should be but aren't

Some people have "air boobs" due a natural slow growth rate however others are caused by actions such as deviance, betrayal and the influence of bad friends

"hey bro did you see that photo? The one with jemmas friends all admiring her boobs?"

"Yeah bro, but idk what they're looking at all I see is air, air boobs, AIR BOOBS"

by Definitonmaster August 08, 2019

Air Fergus

They don't have a plane, they launch you in via cannon.

That guy is a part of Air Fergus, he's a demoman main in Team Fortress 2.

by tenyearsinthejointbloke September 20, 2020

Air-istotle

An air guitar CHAMPION, he is clearly the GOAT air guitarist and if anyone ever disagrees he will take that air guitar and shove it where the sun don't shine (THE BOOTY FOR THOSE CONFUZZLED)

Hannah; Wow that air-istotle is so HAWT!
Sarah; Oh yeah? Just wait till he shakes that bumbum of his!

Hannah; I hope he will let me bear 20 sons for him! All air guitar champions of course!
Sarah; Too late! He already impregnated ME!
Hannah; Oh yeah? Take this

*Hannah stabs the abdomen repeatedly*

Air-istotle watches secretly, pleased with a humongous boner.

by airistotleluvr March 01, 2023