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uhh. well its like this post...
Urban Dictionary Post
uhh. well its like this post...
by uhhh... RANDOM PERSON January 31, 2021
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urban dictionary submitters

someone who is probably a porn director as 56% of the definitions are sex, while the remaining 44% is completely random bullshit
me: searches lemonade stand
ud: to receive a blowjob from someone who is peeing
me: searches shark
ud: sex definition
me: searches back alley blitz
ud: to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building
me: are you urban dictionary submitters porn directors or something what the fuck
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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Rejected On Urban Dictionary

Congratulations, you got rejected. You put in your great effort and failed. You're filled with outrage. You go on to voting and decline everything to make people feel your pain. You're still angry. You post definitions of Urban Dictionary Voting and say it's crap. You're still cross. You post something on twitter. No effect. You go on a chat room. You tell everyone how shit urban dictionary is. They all agree after hearing your speeches. You rise up. Mosin Nagants in hand, you and your comrades march on the HQ. In a storm of blood and fire you get in and change the website. There is no more rejection in urban dictionary.

2 weeks later

Urban Dictionary loses all quality. People post their names and people believe Kayla is sweet and not a piece of hellspawn. 69 jokes get past the censors more easily. People give up en masse and urban dictionary dies. You head back to make a final change. You re-enable rejections. A sudden spike of quality is seen, and balance is returned.
Jack got rejected on urban dictionary.

He picked up a gun and went to an orphanage and we haven't seen him since.
by Unfunny blight April 22, 2020
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Urban Dictionary Editor

God in the Urban Dictionary Editor who can *kindly* agree any new definitions
by Urban Dictionary Editor (Real) December 28, 2021
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urban dictionary porno

when people take the definition horny and then a whole ass porno script. Or they tell you to fuck off to porn hub.
I will not wright a urban dictionary porno until my schoolmates find this account or I get a singular like on one of my definitions
by raybeez February 12, 2022
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Urban Dictionary Community

Why did the Urban Dictionary Community make every word related to sex!?
by tiky May 20, 2021
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Urban dictionary

1.Someone who knows everything urban-related

2. A place where losers go when they don't know what their home dawg is saying. Or for future referances
1. He's is a walking urban dictionary!!

2. Before we go to the club, let's check out urban dictionary!
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