Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.
by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019
Hym "In the context of my current situation I'm not all that fond of human life right now... I mean, you're supposed to be the good one."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
She wanted more than just to exist. She wanted to live life to the fullest, to see, to do, to thrive, coloring in the picture of her life with humanality.
by literarylips November 14, 2023
Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)
by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022
When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches
When someone is horny they masturbate in their own shower (male) then turn the water off and ejactulate in the drain. Wait ten to twenty minutes and then remove the crusted semen covered hair resude from the drain then procede to ingest.
by Hello... love... 15 April 16, 2011