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Epic Gamer

Ironic term used to describe a person, typically male, who is of low social status and cretinous intellect that spends most of their days in their mother's basement being a sweaty tryhard on video games while feeding on nothing other than caffeine and whatever fast food and other greasy snacks they can get their cheeto-covered fingers on - furthermore characterized as an immature virgin that uses the digital space as an outlet for their deep insecurities. Their style of communication also takes on a form akin to the typical gamer stereotype seen circa the start of the 21st century.

Given their intellect (or lack thereof), epic gamers often lack the empathy and emotional intelligence to properly communicate with others both in real life and on the internet, thus leading them into a closed loop of being a miserably disgraceful annoyance to anyone who may have the misfortune of running into them.
"EZ EZ XDDDDDDDDD"

"This nigga is the biggest epic gamer I have ever seen."
by Hobkins Neitzen July 1, 2025
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ePod from Gameranger

ePod from Gameranger.
A fairly new Premium from gameranger.
Although he may seem new, he is fromaly known as GRer II, a five digit user.
He seems quit nooby, although he is just trying to be accepted by the other Premiums.
He will happely exept any ladder game in AoE II, UT 2003/4/ and the origonal UT, as well as Ghost Recon.
ePod IS cool. Just give him a chance.
His only real problems are with Ixorus, and bmr|kami.
by William December 12, 2004
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Chaotic Blader Gamer

an indie gamer dedicated to the ever evolving chaotic gaming world
See that "Chaotic Blader Gamer" he is so hard core.
Chaotic Blader Gamers are the hardcorest gamers in the world.
by godofwar005 October 12, 2008
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Shopping Spree Gamer

This is a gamer who uses a lot of money on in-game purchases.
Dude stop being a "Shopping Spree Gamer". Mom is about to delete your account.
by JrVerse January 8, 2017
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anthony the gamer

The most amazing person in the world who brings so much joy that it almost always seems unreal.<3
He cheers you up, and makes you non-depressed.
He makes your heart beat out of your chest.
Anthony the gamer is the most amazing person in the world!
by MyHeart<3 June 3, 2018
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Fuck me gamergirl

A gamer girl CUNT that make posts for random games they dont even have (usually on xbox) entering nothing but a ❤️, 😘 or some other flirty emoji just because they are “girls”( or a catholic priest on a Saturday afternoon,you know, a kid diddler ), this is why there is a #genderdoesntmatter or #dontcareifyouragirl
**leave the message board for things more important than your all 3 of your holes**
Brian: Hey Keagan you see this girl called XxloveyoubabyxX?

Keagan:yea. Does she even have Rainbow Six Seige?

Brian: nope,it says “add me 😘 “in her post

Keagan: What a a Fuck me gamergirl.
by Evilerskull January 6, 2019
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John(epic gamer)

He’s usually called gayboy69 and pretty obvious epic gamer
Wow john(epic gamer) getting all the pussy, must have been the fortnite he’s been recently playing
by sum mudderdarker February 7, 2019
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