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dwarves with friends

To play words with friends with the goal of getting a lower score than your opponent.

Note: Only works if your opponent knows there playing dwarves with friends
broatchy played 'at' for 2 points in dwarves with friends
by STRuggling April 30, 2011
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monologue friend

noun. a friend who will call a good listener and speak non-stop, whether or not the callee can get a word in edgewise.
My monologue friend called last night. My monologue friend talked for an hour and a half. My monologue friend didn't even notice when I stopped talking; it didn't phase her/him. Monologue friends will keep on talking.
by creatiffany February 12, 2010
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Friend pet

When your friend acts like your personal pet and does thing for you on his/her own
by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019
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crypto friend

The friend who got you in to crypto, who, even if you now have a lot of crypto, he has what feels like exponentially more than you, and you follow his every advice.
My crypto friend AND his crypto friend got out of Ethereum this past week. For good. So I'm entirely over in bitcoin now with a few buckets like Cardano and Filecoin.
by Scrabble Muffin Puncher March 21, 2023
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White Friend

A Caucasian ally, companion, or compatriot accompanying a non-white person or a group of non-white people (mostly Black or Latinx, but really any shade darker than white); who interacts with law enforcement on behalf of the non-white friend, group, or carpool; acting as the threshold between his/her friends and possible police brutality and violence.

Ideally, the white friend appears as non-threatening to police and is a smooth talker. Sometimes, he/she will be subjected to some abuse, but normally not to the extent that their non-white friends statistically and numerically would experience from the same police officers for similar alleged infractions (however, the white friend could still very much wind up killed, so it can be extremely dangerous).

It is highly recommended for a non-white person living in the United States to have a trustworthy white friend for safety reasons.
“Dear lord, Tarik! How did you manage to get away alive after that traffic stop with the burned out taillight? I’ve seen some BAD things from the police in Syracuse, Minneapolis, Portland, et al..”

“Well, Jeremy was my white friend driving the car, and he told the cop that it was getting fixed for inspection on Thursday. Jeremy also mentioned visiting Germany a few years ago, then the cop only gave us a warning and we drove off.”

“Hold up. Jeremy talked about visiting Germany, and the cop just let you guys go??”

“Yeah! I asked Jeremy why he brought up Germany like that, and he explained that every fascist cop ALWAYS geeks out about Germany. With their interests in Nazis, the Holocaust, and whatnot.”

“That’s fucked up, Tarik. But I’m glad you’re okay. And Jeremy seems like a good white friend to have.”
by DeekBosko April 14, 2021
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Best Friend

Someone you trust completely.

Someone you pee your pants laughing with.
Someone you can look ugly around.
Someone who praises your burps.
Someone who can take you're stuff without asking.
Someone you find at your house before your home.
Someone your mother trusts.
Someone that pisses you off like no other.
Someone you love anyway.
Someone who helps by just being there.
Someone that can put you back together.
Someone who knows things about you that you don't even know.
Someone who you know will still be there after a fight.
Someone who completes you.
Someone that picks up on the second ring.
Someone you have planned your future with.
Someone that just knows.
Best Friend: Someone your thinking about right now
by Caramel Yum April 25, 2016
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pillbox friend

A person that you consider your friend, but you can only handle in small doses because you become annoyed with them after a certain amount of time. It's like a pill, you have to take doses of it. You have your dose for Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, etc.
I like her and all but sometimes she is a little much, she is one of my pillbox friends.
by bellebendek June 17, 2019
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