Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
by Dastvan June 3, 2019
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My buddy and I had thoroughly cleaned the battery-terminals on my car, topped off the water in the battery's cells and wire-brushed its posts, and then carefully re-connected everything again; we totally gave each other a post-repair high-five afterwards when the engine whirled right over.
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
Get the post-repair high-five mug.Popularized by RinnoDaGoat on Youtube, Ill smack five outta you means I will take all 5 of my fingers and smack you into next week.
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Get the Ill smack five out chu mug.The Five Eight Rule is a rule in relationships between expatriates and locals of a host country. An expat or local who is considered a "5s" by their own home dating market is viewed as "8s" by the opposite party. Often, the rule applies to both parties. Each one perceive the other as an "8", but they are both, in reality, "5s" in their own home dating market.
Person 1: I don't know how Josh landed that Asian girl. She seems way out of his league. He's a 5 at best.
Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.
Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.
by matcha snorter September 22, 2022
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by agsftw12 May 28, 2018
Get the Five Finger Bloopy mug.A lyin ass mf that thinks he's cool and thinks girls define how cool or popular he is. Assumes he is good at sports but gets hit in the face once and starts crying.
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