Dylan

Absolute legend, pulls all the hoes and real g, must be treated with respect

Look at that Dylan, legend

by Dyllieburke November 22, 2021

Dylan

G.O.A.T.

Dylan is the GOAT of the friendgroup

by gowt1234 April 23, 2021

Dylan

A guy who acts kinda girly and makes people think he might be gay.

Look at Dylan over there why is he blushing around Jeffery

by Chicken Skrip69420 December 5, 2019

'Glasses Dylan'

a man with glasses but never wears them, creator of the gerlurkin method, and avid lean sipper.

yo! did yall see my new 'Glasses Dylan' style merch?!? LEAN madness!!

by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024

Dylan

he is a bitch but also really nice sometimes and yes he will beat your ass in smash bros so dont even try to go against him also a complete dick sometimes but can be nice

Damn you're being a Dylan

by Stormicus October 22, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.

Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.

by Glitterinthebong September 29, 2022

Dylan

Hottest guy you will ever meet. Picks up hoes by the minute. Is very muscular. Usain bolt couldn’t even come close to this mans godly speed. A god at anything he does and very funny.

Dylan

by JOE727272 November 27, 2021