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his dudeness by theduudemaan May 18, 2016
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dudemanbro
any person who is overly surfer and uses the words "dude" "man" and "bro" in excess.
also can be said mockingly to sarcastically describe someone.
can be pronounced as a chain as well, such as "dudemanbromandudebroman"
also can be said mockingly to sarcastically describe someone.
can be pronounced as a chain as well, such as "dudemanbromandudebroman"
john: aww dude the surf is awesome man we need to shred some waves bro
wayne: alright dudemanbro.
OR
joe: dude my long hair keeps getting in my eyes man
jimmy: awww duemanbromandude i feel you.
dudemanbro by puzzlewithoutpie August 9, 2008
dudebro
A dudebro is a white (American) male who has six or more of the following characteristics: (#1 counts as two.)
1. Cannot go one full waking hour without uttering the words "dude" or "bro".
2. Has spikey hair (despite it having gone out of fashion around 2010).
3. Has a boisterous nature.
4. Is/was in a college fraternity.
5. Is from a middle-class background.
6. Lives in the suburbs or the city.
7. Works out and shows off his body.
8. Is eternally clean-shaven or has little/limited facial hair.
9. Is 18 to 25 years old.
10. Is a player.
11. (When he's not a player) Dates girls considerably younger than he is, like high-schoolers.
12. ( / / ) Dates women considerably older than he is.
13. Wears male earrings.
14. Wears sunglasses indoors or at night.
15. Has catchphrases.
16. Is apolitical.
17. Often gets into fights or arguments.
18. Is dudely (= is a typical duuuude; a guys' guy).
19. Is a diligent drinker.
20. Surfs or skates.
21. Authors, praises, or follows a Bro Code.
22. Is masculine but not manly.
23. Holds sexist or misogynistic views.
24. Is racist or says racist things.
25. Utters slurs like "faggot" or "faggy" and uses "gay" as an insult, but surprisingly enough has nothing against homosexuals.
26. Is a jokester, a prankster, or both.
27. Often gets high but is not a total junkie.
28. Is a reliable partier.
29. Is a frequent high-fiver.
1. Cannot go one full waking hour without uttering the words "dude" or "bro".
2. Has spikey hair (despite it having gone out of fashion around 2010).
3. Has a boisterous nature.
4. Is/was in a college fraternity.
5. Is from a middle-class background.
6. Lives in the suburbs or the city.
7. Works out and shows off his body.
8. Is eternally clean-shaven or has little/limited facial hair.
9. Is 18 to 25 years old.
10. Is a player.
11. (When he's not a player) Dates girls considerably younger than he is, like high-schoolers.
12. ( / / ) Dates women considerably older than he is.
13. Wears male earrings.
14. Wears sunglasses indoors or at night.
15. Has catchphrases.
16. Is apolitical.
17. Often gets into fights or arguments.
18. Is dudely (= is a typical duuuude; a guys' guy).
19. Is a diligent drinker.
20. Surfs or skates.
21. Authors, praises, or follows a Bro Code.
22. Is masculine but not manly.
23. Holds sexist or misogynistic views.
24. Is racist or says racist things.
25. Utters slurs like "faggot" or "faggy" and uses "gay" as an insult, but surprisingly enough has nothing against homosexuals.
26. Is a jokester, a prankster, or both.
27. Often gets high but is not a total junkie.
28. Is a reliable partier.
29. Is a frequent high-fiver.
Alright, it's 2 in the morning and I need to get up at 8. Take your keg-drinking dudebro buddies and get the hell outta here!
dudebro by SomewhereElse September 24, 2016
Dudefest
Dudefest is the best Metal/Hardcore/Grindcore/Crust/Punk/Powerviolence/Doom/Sludge fest in the U.S. It has been held every summer since it's inception in 2003 in the city of Indianopolis in the state of Indiana. Some bands who have played over the past few years include: Pig Destroyer, Iron Lung, Genghis Tron, Kylesa, Hewhocorrupts, Skeletonwitch, Insect Warfare, Sweet Cobra, Torche and more.
Two Dudes
Two dudes are causing a nationwide crime wave. Whenever an assault victim is brought into the ER and the cops show up to take the crime report, the alledged perps are always 'two dudes" and the victim was always just "minding my business" If only we could incarcerate these nefarious "two dudes" crime rates would fall drastically and more people would be free to "mind their own business"