"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "
by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020
When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"
Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 20, 2023
"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam
Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
by Nate601334 September 16, 2021
by Mischief Kirwan November 29, 2018
While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.
by Daddylongdick813 February 09, 2019
A "Steam Dump" is a term used when a mod developer uploads their mod to the Steam Workshop but neglects to update or maintain it over an extended period, effectively abandoning it.
"Man, that mod I downloaded last month hasn't been updated since. It's just sitting there like a steam dump."
by obaolade123 February 11, 2024