by xoxophatpouseyxoxo April 28, 2020

by Ruddpudd August 9, 2024

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.
Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"
by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025

by Kornkidz May 30, 2022

Corn.A big lump with knobs and juice.This is a very beautiful thing. (Theme song):come down today and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn.YEAH!
by traf'sno.1fan May 2, 2023

Someone described as "Corn" does mostly not have many friends. That friends he has, are getting spammed into the next Heaven.
This can happen to anyone else who tries to take contact to a "Corn" person.
This can happen to anyone else who tries to take contact to a "Corn" person.
Guy 1: Kourn corned me yesterday again.
Guy 2: What did he do this time?
Guy 1: i was afk for 5 minutes and he sended me 53 messages.
Guy 2: RIP.
Guy 2: What did he do this time?
Guy 1: i was afk for 5 minutes and he sended me 53 messages.
Guy 2: RIP.
by Fluffy_Adept February 16, 2020

by daveydotes May 15, 2024
