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Northwood college 

Northwood college is a girls private school in northwest London . Girls that go to the senior school here know that all sixth form ers are shorter than the year 7s, as said in any and every head girl and house captain voting speech. The years carry backpack s twice their size and make slime and fantasise about unicorns. The year 8s are out of that stage and now moving on to talk to boys after the 2 or less discos they have had with the neighbouring boys schools (John lyons, Mts). Year 9s are continuously beefing each other, rms +sth girls, and rolling up their skirts so high they get 'dresscoded' . Year 10s and above rule the school and everything they do displays how other schools view Northwood college. Of course there are some that do not follow the stereotype, the smart kids, the musical kids or the art kids etc. But those only exist in few numbers in their natural habitat of the briary or PAC...
Girl 1:omg I got into Northwood college for senior school!
Girl2: have u bought ur 1mx1m back pack yet then?
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Xavier College 

A school in Melbourne, full of fucking cunts and nerds. You know some people are nice, some are not, some are just good for nothing, people smoke, vape, and probably do drugs
Person 1: I go to Xavier College
Person 2: Bruh you really spent 30, 000 dollars on a school full of fucking cunts? Can't belive you did sth like that man, you are not my friend anymore, FUCK YOU
Xavier College by oedh? August 25, 2021

Dulwich College 

Finest school in Europe. Everyone who goes there is a genius and much smarter than the idiots at Alleyn's (shit school nearby).
Person 1: Crikey old chap, did you go to Dulwich College?!
Person 2: Indeed I did and let me say it is a much better school than Alleyn's
Dulwich College by rijkcvegdfgbjk February 9, 2022

swindon new college

Full to the brim of fit girls and certified fuckboys , possibly the most superficial place in Swindon and dressing like a fas may result in being ridiculed by everyone there , even mutley the college dog
"Wanna go Swindon new college and link some worldies?"

"Yeah g , I'll pick you up in the corsa in 5"

St Thomas More College Sunnybank 

st josephs college 

St josephs college

prison
Student: I go to st josephs college

Friend : not that prison

Lolage College 

Remember when Dan and Alex stepped in that puddle of water last week, Lolage College.
Lolage College by tyleristalking September 25, 2010