Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 19, 2011

Chop some clowns

To spend time with funny people.

"Dorrell and I are gonna go chop some clowns over at the center. He has some dank new jokes."

by harstmaster August 22, 2011

Clown Teeth Poo

the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth

pppttthunk , thats the sound of a clown teeth poo

by takeadumpinyourcornflakes November 8, 2011

Clowney Clown Clown

Tricksters at heart, the Clowney Clown Clowns love chaos! They salivate for trouble! DO NOT TRUST!

they are lawful evil

Are you being a little Clowney Clown Clown???

by The dude man guy person who di June 20, 2023

Cis-Clown

a person who is offended by the term Cis-gendered.

Karen gets upset when she sees the word cis and has to voice her opinion even tho shes is not part of the conversation, she becomes a cis-clown.

by p3rv-3 June 22, 2023

Nightlight Clown

Proverbial creeper. Stalker. Pervert. Invalid. Not having any personal essential attributes or qualities. Idiot of the "people" of America! Basically, one of you! And one of me. And one of of poo and one of pee!

The nightlight clown of our little Ole town came down from his roost to get his extra boost, yet what he got is clearly only POOP!

by Doododuboobear February 25, 2023

Reverse clown

When you cum on a girls face and sprinkle pubes all over after and smear the cum in her nose and put lettuce on her head and red lipstick on her lips

I want to give you a reverse clown

by Hunter Rasmussen February 28, 2023