semen cake

A mixture of fried semen and pubes floating in anal juices. Often made to look like the spanish dish flan to trick first time users into addiction.

EW! No one wants your semen cakes, they taste like shit.

by Jugo's Soldiers November 6, 2008

Cup Cake

Riding on the back ("bitch") of a scooter.

I took her home on my scooter, She rode cup cake.

by Jensen C. Ochoa Ph.D. August 22, 2007

Slut Cake

1. A 14 year-old or younger that has sex with her 3rd cousin.

And Or

2. An exceedingly large female with the values of a trucker.

3. Someone who contracts "The Clap" on a school bus.

God Man, Did you see that slut cake jessica hanging off her boyfriend, and rubbing his nipples in class?

slut cake? man, shes a damn slut desert parlor!

by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007

Dutch cake

Similar to a BOSTON PANCAKE but made by someone suffering from hemorrhoid such as to give it an orange hue colour (brown plus red).

I'm Sarah and I give you permission to defacate on me but I hope your boston pancake doesn't turn into a dutch cake!

by eXXXcalibra January 8, 2011

fancy cake

(abstract noun): 1) An expression of sexual desire.

2) Also, your nether-regions.

3) Essentially, mojo.

1) "Give me some FANCY cake"

2) "I'll show you my fancy cake"

3) "I want your fancy cake"

by fancy cake January 22, 2011

vegitable cake

Somewhat like a fruitcake, only a lot more discusting smelling. May sometimes be uglier.

That Jordan kid is a total vegitable cake.

by CaraCorey October 15, 2007

Owns the cake

When something is so good, it doesn't just TAKE the cake, it owns it.

Unlike Emily, Andrea does not own the cake.

Chocolate cake totally owns the cake.

by Emily Duffin April 15, 2008