countash

a penis with horrible horrible herpes

the other day i accidentally saw that mans countash when he was getting out of the car

by nicnack March 18, 2008

Countermonger

A legal request to revoke, cancel or rescind by giving an order contrary to one previously given.

The agency did not send the countermonger letter, so they celebrated with watersports.

by Butt-Nasty-50-2-2 July 3, 2008

countdown name

Mock-ethnic name created by the apparent random jumbling and re-arranging of a random collection of consonants and vowels, as seen on every episode of the British afternoon gameshow 'Countdown'.

Person 1: What was the name of that girl you were trying to chat up last night?
Person 2: Shaniqua.
Person 1: What kind of a stupid countdown name is that?

by FSR August 6, 2010

counter comment

the act of someone making a comment after you to sound better than or to impress someone who makes a post.

Did you just see that. The hater just did a counter comment on me. They must really like that person.

by darkking777 December 20, 2010

Count Girthula

Person with a wide cock.

Anyone with an unusually wide penis.

I stretched her ass out like Count Girthula.

I went Count Girthula on that ass !

by Bretsus December 4, 2011

counteract

to defy the effect of something

i m drinking lemon juice to counteract the alchohol.

by neon14 April 10, 2015

counter-wise

Contrary to ones way of thinking; against there better judgement

Counter-wise to Jack's hate of The Beatles, he decided to give them a listen.

by Jack Wyner November 21, 2016