Christian

A sweet ass simp ass boy

That’s such a christian phrase

Christian by gangbagnger May 12, 2020

Christian

A guy who's wider than he is long. In all dimensions. His motto is: "never bring a sword to a mortar fight"
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"

Christian by Guy With A Longsword May 15, 2020

Christian

Christian is the most toxic boy ever he will play you and break your heart and tell everyone your secrets he cant be trusted at all

don’t be such a christian

Christian by person2323 May 22, 2020

christian honk 

When a Christian couple lightly grabs their significant other's ass.

"Last night I gave my wife a good Christian honk."

christian honk by Closet Nerd May 29, 2020

Christian

Christian is a very amazing person and friends to he’s gf/bf. He’s very popular and has a lot of friends but says he doesn’t. Everyone cares so much about him even though he thinks people don’t. He’s strong, very loved, brightens everyone’s day. Makes everyone laugh and wants to be friends with him. He has the best personality. He is very very cute. He is a very soft guy and takes things to heart. But when it comes to girls, he is very bad at keeping promises and hurting people. But is very loving and caring to his girlfriends.If you ever have a Christian don’t let him go.

Christian he an amazing person.

Christian by Anonymous 2567 May 31, 2020

Christian

A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone

1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number

Christian by Hockey_Funny_True June 1, 2020

Christian-G 

A big baby who won't share his Tim Tams.

Mark: Ay yo got any Tim Tams left
Brad: Sure we got a packet in the pantry
Christian-G with his mouth full of Tim Tams: Uhm actually were all out

Christian-G by vianneyjon June 2, 2020