Friends Christian School

UMMM 7th grade at this school sucks and the popular girls are so klicky and lame and sporty

ANNOYING = Friends Christian School

by EhhIMnotWeird January 29, 2023

Christian

A amazing guy. he is very shy at first but he loves truly he also loves hard he has an amazing smile girls would fall in love with him so fast. loving him would be a blessing for girls they would never want to lose him. He is so perfect. he's cute,nice,funny,charming, amazing. he is the best i swear.

Christian is the best

by beyou4ever May 24, 2017

ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

Christian dickpic

Demanding that a top is actually a bottom and trying to force them to be a bottom

Dude I got with this girl and she tried to pull a Christian dickpic on me

by Bussieblasta December 5, 2021

Neo-christian

Any member of a spectrum of evangelical movements purporting to be Christianity, which are actually political entities and/or fundraising/money laundering/human trafficking infrastructure for sleazy, fascist, racist, misogynistic pedophiles with private jets, all masquerading as religion.

I guess since no one has the balls to look at people's actions and call out their intentions, or fight back against usurpers who want to enslave us and live like gods at our expense, we're just gonna let a bunch of spineless ratfucking neo-christians take over the government and lead us into World War 3...

by Superfluous Archer January 26, 2024

Christianity

A religion that every single fricking person on the internet craps on for no reason due to misconseptions and lies. SO WHAT IF I BELEIVE IN A LOVING SKY DADDY WHO SENT HIS SON TO GET CRUCIFIED FOR US? WHY CAN'T YOU GOOFY AHH ATHEISTS MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS FOR ONCE?

Normal christian: "Yo, whats your opinion on Christianity?"
Teenage with unsupervised internet access: "THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF"

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

Christian

Christian is a person who is short and is with a girl named onella who never answers her cousin anymore and calls her a witch

Onella didn’t answer me because she was on call with Christian

by Dibbia November 22, 2021