Christian

Christian is a funny guy, he says stupid things all the time but being around him makes you fall in love with him instantly! He don’t know how to kiss but with a good female by his side will improve that. He’s always focused on himself. When he’s in a relationship age really matters to him. He wants a female for love not there body which is why girls fall for him. He will FaceTime you every night and say the sweetest things. He will even fall asleep on the phone with you & continues the conversation in the morning. He will even sing to you on the phone & make sure you can hear him. He will take you to the movie & he in the most uncomfortable passion ever just to be cuddled up with you. He will pick a scary movie to watch but he’s a little chicken shit. He will act like he don’t wanna be around or with you but when you try to leave he gets all sensitive. He’s a keeper & if you have you a Christian keep him!!

Girl: they are so cute together! You can tell he really loves her!

Girl 2: yeah that’s Christian & his girlfriend for over a year now.

by Do not put your real name October 8, 2019

Christian and Andrea

The best. Soulmates. One of a kind love. Written in the stars. Forever. End of story. The end.

That’s a Christian and Andrea.

by ChristiansWoman August 20, 2023

National Dylan and Christian Day

On August 18th Dylan and Christian receive dome from anybody they make direct eye contact with. For example like how Medusa looks at people and turns them into stone.

I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.

by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019

christian gonzales

LG is a homosexual boi who likes men on my mums life LG Shaneeeeece

Hi i am christian gonzales i a battyman

by kai kamara March 8, 2022

Christian B

Christian B is normally a simp. This means he does anything to impress any girl, claims false things that happened between him and girls.

Christian B is always trying to impress girls.

by Large fat black Jew nigger January 10, 2020

Christian Tackett

Dumb Monkey Nigger of a man hes not even funny

Bro youre so funny! unlike Christian Tackett

by Adilf hotler May 22, 2022

Christian Mathis

A sexy, athletic person with a whole lotta junk in his trunk. He gets all the girls... no wait... in fact, all the girls get him. He is intelligent and curious and he always knows how to get his way around hard trials.

That awesome Christian Mathis.

by CHEF 30 October 29, 2017