smith bag

A person that is mad over nothing, or butt hurt, acting like a jark because your feelings got hurt.

somebody tells a joke about smith. smith gets mad, and pouts alot. this is called being a smith bag or smiffy.

by soul plane August 26, 2009

Bag and Spoon

A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!

Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.

by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021

bags wank

When a girl who’s got bags under her eyes, wraps her bags around your cock and then wanks you off.

Pretty self explanatory Teddy

“I’m gonna give him a bags wank tonight, a nice surprise.”

by K-nicks October 21, 2019

Suce bag

A person who 'sucks' up to another person

He is my suce bag for putting my rubbish in the bin

by 182910!:$& May 31, 2017

Douche Bag

Some one who has more pictures of him/her self on facebook than friends.

Guy 1: Yo i just hit the limit for photos i can post on facebook, my 34 friends are gonna be juiced to see my new photo albums.
Guy 2: What a douche bag....

by raiderjason October 30, 2011

Douche Bag

When a Person loves themself too much and thinks they are the center of the Universe and everyones attention.

Guy being followed by a crowd of people he dosent know while he jokes about people he walks past.
Jake:"MAN!, Did you see Randy? HES LIKE A MAGNET OR SUMTHIN!!!
Joseph:"Man, What a Douche Bag."

by wo7z October 9, 2010

Sucking Bag

A derogatory term/exclamation, for an object, person or situation, in which the popular term of "sucking dick" is insufficient.

"fuck me!, listening to that cunt prattle on about all that shit "sucked bag". "Bieber "sucks the bag" "Darling, please stop "sucking bag", and concentrate on my cock so I can pump this massive hot load of hot jizz down your slovenly throat"

by Homer Sectual May 3, 2016