Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

by David's Penis January 23, 2024

Asshole

Dominick Alvarez

Bruh you really just did an asshole move

by Sus. February 1, 2020

Assholes

The people in my neighborhood who are setting off fireworks at 1:00 am like my brother in christ im trying to sleep

"Please smash out assholes daddy"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Asshole

Anyone who doesn’t do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it

You such an asshole, God, u always want to control something...

by iloveinfo September 5, 2021

Asshole

Something a girl has invetween her ass cheeks for guys to snack on in bed!👅

“I ate her asshole for so long last night!”

by The ass eater 3000 November 28, 2017

Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

asshole

a worthless piece of crap who goes around treating people badly

That guy over there is such an asshole. All he ever does is treat people like dirt.

by funny fellas May 15, 2014