The ass cup is the result of a second brew, particularly of a cheap brand of coffee grounds. Most who brew ass cups are too ashamed to admit they are so cheap that they double brew their cheap-ass brand of ground coffee. For sure, you would never give an ass cup to your friend (but maybe your enemy). The ass cup, that second cup, is so named because it tastes like ass, smells like ass, and even looks like pitch black ass water. You know you shouldn't, but you are just such a cheap bastard that you keep thinking the ass cup of coffee isn't so bad, but it always is when you try it. It is ASS.
I was sitting quietly, watching the birds, sipping on the ass cup I had just made, and swearing that I would never make another one.
by Baby Luv June 9, 2021
Get the ass cupmug. 6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.
Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger
Girl 2: How do you know that?
Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup
Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk
Girl 2: How do you know that?
Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup
Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk
by largermouthbass October 28, 2021
Get the Mississippi Meat-Cupmug. by Ruthio7 September 21, 2022
Get the Fisty cupsmug. by NicoleMorgan June 2, 2016
Get the Muff Cuppedmug. by BBunns March 3, 2023
Get the Monkey Cuppingmug. 
Get the fluff cupmug. Arzaylea really needs to drink a cup of calm the fuck down, since all she does is cause drama.
Arzaylea needs to chug a cup of calm the fuck down, because everyone in the fandom with a right sense of mind hates her.
Arzaylea needs to chug a cup of calm the fuck down, because everyone in the fandom with a right sense of mind hates her.
by IllRoastYouBitch May 12, 2016
Get the cup of calm the fuck downmug.