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Diesel Douche

A post-pubescent rural male that shows their plumage through an overly modified diesel pickup; his father was generally a man that had an IROC in the 1980s
Dan has a lifted F250 diesel with modified injectors that "rolls coal", when he does gratuitous burnouts in front of people's houses, the world, and any female he was contemplating copulating with, thinks of him as a diesel douche.
by AlbanianCocksman September 19, 2019
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Douche Nozzle

Samurai topknot hairstyle worn by a hipster, most probably also sporting a beard.
check out the barista with the douche nozzle.
by Wizgy October 27, 2018
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douche queen

Look at that douche queen. What a faggotron da vinci.
by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011
mugGet the douche queenmug.

douche over

When a guy who has long enough hair combs it over to the one side ultimately looking like a douche bag.
Grahams sweater vest looks quit appropriate with his well styled douche over.
by Erinz June 16, 2008
mugGet the douche overmug.

Douche Doctor

This term applies to people who feel they must put a Dr. in front of their name to imply some sort of power, prestige or additional knowledge of something they know nothing about. By the addition of the title Dr. they might even assume they are some sort of Doctard or have some knowledge about the medical profession. In reality they are nothing more than a douche.
This guy whose name rhymes with Bucket threw a Dr in front of his name and has come to save the day, man he's such a douche doctor...
by FriendofM September 14, 2009
mugGet the Douche Doctormug.

douche baggerry

Jane: thomas i am fed up with your douche baggerry, i am leaving you
by SKYEDONKEYNINJA!!! May 15, 2010
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Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a douche, that his/her douchiness fills a small boat.
That guy cut me off! What a fucking douche canoe!
by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015
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