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wonkey donkey

when some one does meat spin to much there anal cavety is wonkey
by big boy 96 November 12, 2018
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Donkey Honkin'

The art of illegally honking at or otherwise disturbing the protected donkeys of Cripple Creek, Colorado. Generally done late at night by locals and miscreants. Beware of lurking police, who have taken a sworn oath to protect said asses.
"Hey Skeeter, should we go cow tipping or donkey honkin' tonight?" said Jed.
by Elton John Denver September 13, 2019
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arctic donkey

the resulting offspring of a seal and a penguin
*ARCTIC TOUR BOAT GUIDE* "And if you look over the left side of the vessel, you'll see a murder of penguin...aaaaand, if you look over to the left of the mass of penguins, you'll see an interesting mammal you may have never known existed. THAT my friends, is an ARCTIC DONKEY. An arctic donkey is essentially the bastard child of a male seal and a female penguin. Isn't nature neat?
by ButtDrubs April 14, 2017
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Nick the Donkey

A feeling of sadness and/or despair due to heartbreak.
I don't know what to say. The electrician we hired is like Nick the Donkey after losing his cat.
by HeIsn'tGettingBetter September 12, 2022
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donkey kong

Big fucking meaty man, huge cock n balls
That man is Donkey Kong, look at his nuts bro
by fortniteblazer420 October 3, 2019
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Donkey Punch

When you take a woman from behind in the backdoor and punch her in the back of the head knocking her out making all holes squeeze shut.
People on urban dictionary are too PUSSY to define DONKEY PUNCH accurately
by DAWNKYPAUNCH August 12, 2025
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Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.
by pctv guy October 9, 2018
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