The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.

Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.

by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

human

a meat sack and neurons

We are all just humans.

by creamteam069420 October 2, 2022

toxic humans never coming

it‘s never coming

toxic humans never coming on eli

by phouw April 8, 2025

Human Lollipop

The Sexual act of epentrating someone either anally or vaginally with your arm while balancing your partner in the air and taking the action of licking their breasts, hence creating the Lollipop

Today Natasha and I tried the human lollipop, never thought she could balance me in the air like that ... gotta say tho, it feels amazing.

by Edulo January 7, 2022

Human

You, unless you are an alien seeing this ;-;

A:Are you a human??
B: Heck no! im an alien

by AbsoutelyUndercovor July 4, 2020

Human Bluntipede

Rolling up a blunt then shoving it up your homeboys ass and hitting it from his mouth

Yo, I just copped an 1/8, we should roll up and do a human bluntipede.

by barsouthnastgenomachine September 13, 2022

Tri Human

1; Me, Myself, I.
2; Father, Son, Spirit.

3; Wh I think I am, Who you think I am, Who I really am.

4; Conscience, Subconsience, Love.

The advantages of a Tri Human is their ability to sense and understand that their life form is an extraordinarily amazing and incredibly gifted being. Much like a God, beyond our imagination.

by 1969DEEEPER February 5, 2017