Metric fuck ton

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.

Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton

by Melk Man February 12, 2019

Fuck tard

A person that thinks they’re smart but gets proven wrong

Wow man you see that fuck tard over there

by BIGPAPA JR October 26, 2019

Butt fucked

To take dick in the anus

Man Nate totally got butt fucked last night by a bbc

by 931JA September 16, 2023

fuck

i wanna fuck

its like you wanna have $eX or you could say i want to be fucked

by rtsfdg March 1, 2019

Snail Fucking

When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.

“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”

OR

“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”

by PapooseSwampy February 25, 2024

fuck boy

A male who lets a female think she's the only one, while he's making a lot of other girls think the same. A fuck boy talks smooth to achieve something sexual and dumps the female afterwards. A fuck boy just hurts females.

Look at that guy! He has had sex with 5 girls in a week, what a fuck boy!

by NoFuckboy January 6, 2017

mexican blood fuck

In a very mexican cartel style. The woman gives head to the man, when he is about to nut he takes out a Bowie knife and slits her throat open. The man then proceeds to have oral sex with her windpipe and nuts down her throat

Oh man I mexican blood fucked that woman last week! It was so good!

by Gory_geoff October 17, 2017