Fugu Fuck

A sexual act that is risky but worth it. Named after the Japanese fugu fish delicacy that is deadly if not prepared carefully.

Anyone could have walked in and caught us - it was a total fugu fuck.

by CamelCaps May 5, 2023

Hedge Fuck

An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.

Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.

by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021

Fucked Fingers

A game for the mentally bored where two people hold hands fingers intertwined and you try to hit the opposing idiots fingers off the corner of the table. The game was originally created by the two extremely slow minds of Aedan Osika & Jaxon Krupa.

Hey bruh, wanna play fucked fingers together? Yea man!

by Aedan Osika March 1, 2019

shit the fuck all

Absolutely nothing.

Josh: why are you so sad?
Tina: because if feels like our relationship means shit the fuck all to you

by Thelazyflame July 17, 2017

wannabe fucking

When you wish you were getting some but you're a pussy asss bitch.

Bro: Man, I'm sore af from last night.
Me: Why? Too much wannabe fucking?
Bro: damn, I didn't even get that far!

by drkillface July 12, 2018

Fuck Me I Am Famous

Used by David Guetta in his album of the same name

i just posted a vid on youtube, Fuck Me I Am Famous

by thefailtheory January 11, 2018

Chinese finger fuck

Those Chinese toys where you pull your fingers apart and the toy grips your fingers

I got go get my Chinese finger fuck

by SuckMonster33672 September 28, 2023