Dirty Malva is when you freeze Cat shit and litter in a condom to perform a extremly painful anal session.
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Get the Dirty jocelin mug.the act of shitting in a cone, whilst your partner blows it back up your arsehole to the tune of we will rock you. usually performed on a tuesday after gold
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Get the Dirty Knox mug.When you get a dirty malky your in for the ride of your he can make you scream for hours especially during anal sex
by Frodonointy July 6, 2021
Get the Dirty Malky mug.When you want to make a Liquor Tampon to get completely sauced but the only available tampon is being used by a menstruating female. So you grab the string, yank it, suck off the juices and continue with the Liquor Tampon
Did you hear matthijs wanted to make a liquor tampon but there were no available tampons?
Oh so did he just drink normally?
No he gave Courtney a Dirty Boozie!
Oh so did he just drink normally?
No he gave Courtney a Dirty Boozie!
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