august 1st means the song 'august' which means someone has to buy you at least 2 items of taylor swift merchandise
'What day is it?'
'August 1st.'
'Oh, it's taylor merchandise day, you have to buy me taylor merch now!"
'August 1st.'
'Oh, it's taylor merchandise day, you have to buy me taylor merch now!"
by taylorswiftenthusiest July 27, 2021

by jfjgg October 12, 2020

Those days when your handbag is so messy that you are scared someone you don't know will accidentlily notice and think that you are a total mess.
by E.Fjortoft July 18, 2007

by Misster ssisster August 15, 2022

by Chaggot April 16, 2025

May 24. is punch someone with a striped shirt day. You are allowed to punch someone with a striped this day.
girl in striped shirt: ow why did you punch me
guy: because it's punch someone with a striped shirt day!
guy: because it's punch someone with a striped shirt day!
by XDragonLinus#420Koreangirls69X May 24, 2022
