Dirty Velasquez

The cousin of Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez, the Dirty Velasquez is when the guy places his asshole above the girl's upper lip and simply shits out an Authentic Mexican mustache.

Dirk gave Jessie a Dirty Velasquez after eating Taco Bell.

by waluigimaniac June 30, 2022

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Dirty Brahnson

When you fuck a stuffed elephant raw and mid fuck your grandmother walks in on you and you meet eyes but because you like that dirty audience shit, you cum harder than you have ever came before leaving an exit hole in the elephants head and cum drenching the wall. Your grandmother then nods at you and says "good boy" and walks away.

I did a dirty Brahnson last night and my father almost beat me. Especially because my grandma cleaned up the mess on the wall.

by Mostafa Fahkri July 2, 2022

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dirty donut

the act of fucking a donut that is fucking your best friend who is fucking your mom

i pulled a dirty donut on my friend

by donald dumр February 14, 2022

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Dirty Tb

The Dirty Tb is the sexual act of ordering a durum with extra chili. As the worker looks at you in disbelief, you immediatly whip your 10 foot punisher and tell the kebabman "i like it creamy", whereafter you begin ferociously fucking the durum in the shop. After you're done with the durum, you ask the kebabman if he would like a round of the Dirty Tb, he looks at you confused and tell you to come to the back. Here you start giving the kebabman wha the deserves, and start putting all the chilli right up his kebabman-hole.

Guy 1: "I want to open a kebabshop, but i'm afraid of getting hit by the dirty Tb"
Guy 2: "I wouldn't worry about it bro, it's kinda nice tbh"

by TobberSlobber February 15, 2022

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