Smeg-Willy

The process of wiping your self made smeg across another individual’s ear or face, imitating the famous “wet- willy”

I just gave Sonny a sick smeg-Willy and he cried.

by DaddyLongStroke_6969 June 8, 2023

Mr. Willy

The heart of the valley.

Mr. Willy - greatest man alive

by Bjarkirz June 15, 2023

SILLY WILLY GUY

a silly willy guy is a goobster with silly intensions and considers himself as "silly" a term used for the silly goobers

Guy 1:man thats one silly willy goober
guy 2:i agree hes one silly willy guy

by BADEXX June 22, 2023

Willy lilly

Likes to make sexual noises and references randomly to express hornyness

She said to me Willy Lilly and I liked it

by anonymous June 24, 2023

Fiddle E Willy

like tickle my pickle, Fiddle E Willy is the act of asking someone politely and consensually to touch your penis in an irish accent

Hey, sophie, Fiddle E Willy?

by arryboob June 10, 2024

One Eyed Willy

After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.

It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.

by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024

Rocking Willy

When a tattoo artist, piercer or tattoo shop owner choke-slams his partner in a public place.

Last night at the bar that tiny piercing man really gave his young gf a Rocking Willy.

by anonymous June 22, 2024