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French Handjob

When one person gives another person a handjob while French kissing them.
Randy knew his wife was the one when she gave him a French handjob.
by bstujm September 16, 2025
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French McNasty

When you or your gf licks the others butthole just before giving a french kiss
I threw up when my girlfriend told me what she had for dinner just after I gave her a french mcnasty
by schwinn360 July 9, 2018
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French Licked

A dance where you drop your pelvis to the ground, drag it across the floor, while bowling and wearing a beret; celebrating the whole time.
I got a strike and French Licked after twerking.
by HR Hero November 13, 2013
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French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!
I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.
by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018
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French Fur Trader

Code for a pimp, or a highly promiscuous male dealing in the slinging and slaying of lots of pussy.
"I am waiting for my French Fur Trader to deliver me my entertainment for the night."

or...

"He bags so much hair pie he might actually be a French Fur Trader."
by FDollCreator January 4, 2025
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French Kingdom Mapping

High rated mapping channel in Czechoslovakia. French Kingdom Mapping has almost 200 subs and is highly active on YouTube. Subscribe him now, and click on bell to get informed about the bestest mapping in Czechoslovakia.
Whole mapping comunity: French Kingdom Mapping is best!
by Anonymous8377271827 March 20, 2021
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