Tits or GTFO

Tits or Get The Fuck Off. A term used when trying to get a girl to flash you. Usually on Chat Roulette, Omegle, I-Chat, and Skype.

Henry: Hey Rosie.
Rosie: Hey how are you?
Henry: Tits or GTFO
Rosie: Offline

by thehwoo October 22, 2010

Split Tits

When a girls tits point in crazy angles away from each other. The easiest way to tell if a girl has these without seeing her naked is to check her cleavage. If the start of where her boobs come out looks like it could hold a trapezoid shaped building block then she's fucked. Not literally.

Oblivious Guy: Oh my god man check out her she's so hot!!
Smart Guy: Yeah shes hot but check her boobs man she has Split Tits. It totally ruins her hotness.

by justinbewley January 25, 2010

jungle tits

big, huge mammary glands that hang to the navel, and lower. refers to negroid females only. very common in primitive tribes in africa.

holy shit! look at aretha franklin's tits! she's got real jungle tits!

by nluvr September 27, 2007

midget tits

A word used to refer a girl who is of small stature and extremely well endowed. Usually the girl has nothing else going for her than her large breasts.

Wow, look at midget tits. I cant believe she is not falling over right now.

by UMLSTG December 19, 2006

tit in a wringer

upset; pissed off

Usage note: Can be applied to either sex, manboobs not withstanding.

annoyance ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
* bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (agitated and fey)

Rush: It really gets my tit in a wringer when feminazis claim that date rape accounts for over 75% of all sexual assault.

by mandingoe October 10, 2005

ape tit

An ape tit is a relatively dumb male who constantly annoys the hell out of you. He commits random acts of stupidity all day. One can describe an ape tit as a douche bag but not bright enough to understand. Once someone is dubbed an ape tit, you can refer to him as an ape tit or just ape tit.

"Stop fucking pushing me you goddamn ape tit!"
or
"Ape Tit, stop fucking pushing me."

by The Creeper's fat and nerdy bro June 25, 2006

tits up

Deader than fried chicken.

No, Molly, I'm sorry, I can't come over tonight. I have to stay at home with Mom. They found Dad tits up in the bathroom at the "Ponderosa" this afternoon.

by Gino Licata December 29, 2008