Sir Suck-A-Lot

Sir Suck-A-Lot is what Matt, my cadet roomie calls me when he wants me to suck his dick.

Hey ... Sir Suck-A-Lot ... On your knees and suck my cock!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Sucks a left nut

Originated by Jim Eldridge.

The phrase means to suck beyond all comprehension and reason. To suck worse than even sucking a regular nut.

"Check out the camber on this wheel arm, and the tread loss on my back tire, man. That sucks a left nut!"

by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

suck mah d

the definition of suck mah d means for one to get down on their knees and suck one's d (dick). Suck mah d can either be feminine or masculine. You can say suck mah d in most context's either when your pissed of or when someone is being a douche bag. Suck mah d can also be a spur of the moment kind of saying, kind of like hello or goodbye.

Boss: Hey you, know your role!
Employee: Well how about you suck mah d!

or
Person 1: "Exscuse me I need to get by"
Person 2: "Suck mah d bitch"

or
Person 1:"Hey whats up"
Person 2: "Suck mah d"

Person 1: "You are very hostile"
PersoN 2: "Shut it or suck mah d

by Samantha c September 21, 2006

Suck Ur mum

A form of murder, words that merely by being uttered can destroy a person's entire life

Retard: Your points are just invalid bro. You haven't researched your topic at all, you can barely write a proper sentence and you resort to insulting me rather than forming a counter argument!
Epic gamer: XDD stfu suck Ur mum
Retard: *fucking dies LMAOO*

by Big Ball Menace May 17, 2020

You Suck At Life

A phrase created, coined, and popularized by user theunsurpassed on an internet message board titled "The Vestibule" at boards.ign.com. "You suck at life" is now a very popular internet term, thanks to the brilliance that is theunsurpassed's thinking.

"This day didn't go so well. I'm not sure how to feel right now." says some random guy.

"It would be wise to immediately kill yourself and wipe your pathetic, stinking, curse of a face off this damned earth. You suck at life, kill your miserable self." says theunsurpassed, in response to some random guy.

by truth November 21, 2003

Suck me off

Telling someone to get lost or get fucked

“Hey mate give me $5”
“Suck me off mate”

by Holly smf June 4, 2019

yo sucks bro

An exclamation of cynical regret, apathy, and overall non chalance...devised chiefly by roro boat

"DUDE! My ping pong table got bleached with EC!"

"Yo sucks bro"

by Dhondaroo September 12, 2007