russian strawberry shortcake

When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"

"Gave my woman the Russian Strawberry Shortcake"

by IdiotBoii September 1, 2023

Russian steam bath

When you pee in a butt and then that person Dutch ovens another with the peed butt gas

Damn bruh she was all about them Russian steam baths

by Brusepharoozski July 5, 2022

Russian Dodgeball

Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.

Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea

by DilfFucker69420 September 27, 2023

Russian Back Blowout

when a man fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out, cums in a vodka bottle, flips the girl upside down on her head (so her asshole is facing up), then you jam the vodka bottle in her ass as far as the thing can go. Leave it to where she has to ass chug the whole bottle.

She shit blood after I gave her the Russian Back Blowout, she was also blackout drunk lmao.

by funkyboi6754 April 8, 2020

Russian Mike

Mini Irish celebrity, everyone loves Russian Mike
Robards: who’s that cool guy

Me: that’s Russian Mike

Russian Mike is a mini Irish celebrity

by Park ji sung china April 26, 2025

russian quilt

The Dutch Oven, but 100 times worse

Babe why did you give me the Russian Quilt?!

by Tristian Gross January 24, 2021

Brown Russian

When a female places a bottle of vodka in her anus and she sleeps in order to continue her drunken evening.

Jenny wasn’t ready to end her evening, she respectfully asked Josh to give her a brown Russian, he obliged and gently placed a bottle of popov into her anus.

by Nippleknockers August 6, 2021