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Fake self simp

A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.

For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.

Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.
They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.
by Communi February 18, 2021
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Fake vegan

Someone who eats mostly vegan products but will eat the occasional seafood because it’s fire 🔥
Today is one of my fake vegan days, I’ll think I’ll order Salmon sliders !
by Up Psi Smitty October 1, 2020
mugGet the Fake veganmug.

tis fake!

If someone makes a ornument that looks expensive.
by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
mugGet the tis fake!mug.

Fake Flakey McWhingerson

A person who says they're flaking out of an event or other social gathering, and then gets angry at another person for making other plans after the fake flaker said they were not attending.

See also: John Rivera
"John kept saying he wasn't going to Electric Zoo, crying about how money was going to get retrod and that some chick decided not to go, and then got mad when I made other plans...what a Fake Flakey McWhingerson! He's like a woman!"
by Acedelgado July 5, 2012
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fake chill

When one is very upset but tries to play it cool.
Her boyfriend cheated; she's fake chill.
by Zionintu December 4, 2015
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Get a fake bf

Get a boyfriend for the week. Ask a close friend if the want to fake date for a week.
You cant tell ANYONE.
Girl: Hey. I need to get a fake bf. Do you want to date for a week.

Boy: Sure. But dont tell anyone
by Ra3v3n June 19, 2021
mugGet the Get a fake bfmug.

Pump fake

Weed that looks fire smells good but taste like shit and has no buzz
Any weed but mine is pump fake
by Jdubs410 March 14, 2019
mugGet the Pump fakemug.

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