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Professor F

The professor of fuck who teaches all ages😉
Person 1:Have you been to professor f's class today
Person 2:yeah i volunteered for a demonstration in class
by Icemagez March 8, 2019
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F-ton

An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.
Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.
by xccs December 3, 2014
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Dawson F

Suuuuper hot smart dude omg I can't stop thinking about how much I love him if you know a Dawson F then date him RIGHT NOW NO MATTER WHAT, he seems quirky and boring at first but TRUST ME, he's SOOOOOO PERFECT and will love you like no other.
DAWSON F IS SO FREAKING HOT I CAN'T STAND IT!!!!!!!!!
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f-you

f-you
by UR A F****R April 19, 2024
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F-airy Puss

When your having sex with a girl who has a fucking hairy pussy.
hey bro me and this girl were gonna have sex but i noticed she had a F-airy Puss! SICK!!!
by melkizzzle July 6, 2009
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F

F, or press F is slang for I’m sorry when somebody has passed away
Hey Bobby my grandma died. F. What the fuck Bobby, what is wrong with you?
by The khan maykèr August 29, 2020
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Trent F

The type of guy to finger james charles on their motor bike. Also they love shoving cock in their mouth.
That guy is so trent f
by Mike Hamol November 22, 2020
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