Thomas

A fatass whose dick is less than one centimeter long. And got caught jerking in the bathroom

I am masturbating on this 30 second video
Thomas what are you doing?
Nothing

Are you masturbating!
NOO!!!!!!

by The menice May 7, 2024

Thomas Kaiser

Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.

Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?

Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.

by Tommy Party November 21, 2021

Thoma

Thoma is the best and hottest house wife from Genshin Impact

Thoma, he can do anything!
Divorce your husbands they are useless now!
Just Thoma.

by DarlingKoreXo November 22, 2021

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A hero. He could have saved the world like Georg Elser.

Thomas Matthew Crooks was a hero.

by yannick schwul of die schnelle May 22, 2025

Pulled a thomas

Stupid question
Stupid

Luke just asked a stupid question,
He pulled a thomas

by Est1984 June 26, 2020

Steffan Thomas

Appointed mayor of freakytown in the 2024 mayoral election, residents claim he drives a small blue hatchback named, The Freakmobile

Yo did you hear they appointed that freaky guy Steffan Thomas as the new mayor of freakytown?!

by JDPTURBO May 6, 2024

Thomas

An amazing human with a 12 inch knob

Oh look it’s Thomas with his knob

by Tttoopeeeeeserrrr October 1, 2021