Goat dick means if you do something really trap or something out of the ordinary or you can just be goat dick like cool
by TrapperJJ August 20, 2024

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.
Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*
Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'
Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*
Goat: *faints*
Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'
Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*
by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

by 1l0vekfc December 18, 2024

by swagmasterflex69420 November 23, 2021

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!
by King mammal August 31, 2018
