8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)
A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.
A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)
A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.
A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
Get the 8 Ball Mohammedmug. A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.
by Perfectly Shaped Egg March 17, 2021
Get the 8 Minutesmug. hi, whens ur baday?
nov 8
oh siff your sick
wow thanks!
if your born on november 8 you really are a true sicko
nov 8
oh siff your sick
wow thanks!
if your born on november 8 you really are a true sicko
by kaka eater 101 November 17, 2020
Get the november 8mug. This word defined that on November 8 this object named ibra gets slapped on the neck or get grabbed by his backpack
by #grabontoibrasbackpackatluncha November 7, 2019
Get the November 8mug. A day when WEKI MEKI best Girl Group ever Exist debut.
They debut with Album WEME and Title Track "i don't like Your Girl Friend "
They debut with Album WEME and Title Track "i don't like Your Girl Friend "
Person 1 : hey You know what Date now?
Person 2 : August 8
Person 1 : oh thank you..... Oh wait it August 8? Tf im doing how can i forgot my girlys Weki Meki Anniversery.
Person 2 : August 8
Person 1 : oh thank you..... Oh wait it August 8? Tf im doing how can i forgot my girlys Weki Meki Anniversery.
by KI-LINGS May 10, 2020
Get the August 8mug. You and your bois like this song but don't wanna admit it yall frkn jam to this shi at night bro we know
Bro that song was fkn fire whats it called. Shi bro its 8 o clock in the morning. Bro wtf whats the song. Bro idek man all I know is Its 8 o clock in the mornin
by Imadechinglito August 9, 2021
Get the its 8 o clock in the morninmug. Number block 8 is from a British television show called number blocks he works out regularly at his local gym hence his beautiful completion and body.
Personality: slightly vain,brave,loyal,leader,strong character
Loves: helping out other fellow number blocks ,flexing, number block 6 and using the same abbreviation over and over again which is (“hua”).
And by the way “hua” means heard, understood, and acknowledged but I think he’s just using it too sound tough lol!
Personality: slightly vain,brave,loyal,leader,strong character
Loves: helping out other fellow number blocks ,flexing, number block 6 and using the same abbreviation over and over again which is (“hua”).
And by the way “hua” means heard, understood, and acknowledged but I think he’s just using it too sound tough lol!
by CharlESee August 19, 2022
Get the Number block (8)mug.