2020, take a damn break

amen.

"birbs are falling out of the sky from the gases that reached new york"
2020, take a damn break

by the cooler penguin27 September 17, 2020

The instant take-back feeling

The feeling derived after suddenly saying something without thinking about it, therefore creating the desire to take back what you just said. Normally following with a slightly embarrassed, and guilty feeling.

Often this feeling occurs when one is trying to be funny, but many times what is said is either very stupid, or very rude. In most circumstances the speaker wonders why they even said it in the first place.

Sometimes, one can even get the instant take-back feeling for other people when they say something stupid.

STEVE: Well, god, Mia just broke up with me...

BOB: Mia was fat anyways

BOB: (Instant take-back feeling)

STEVE: Yeah...

BOB: Haha...um well, at least you can.. ya'know... date other girls and stuff now...

BOB: Sorry, I just got the instant take-back feeling...

by noponylovesme November 5, 2011

Take something at face value

To accept something exactly the way it appears to be.

Take something at face value: I don't know whether I can take her story at face value, but I will assume that she is not lying.

by Xeals June 25, 2017

take your lady to the spa

Popularized by Rie McClenny of BuzzFeed "taking your lady to the spa" is sharpening/ caring for your knife

Rie : "the reason you have to take your lady to the spa is to make sharp knife-"

by Just a Knife November 15, 2019

Drop a crap and take a nap

To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.

Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.

by Vinderex December 25, 2019

take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)

Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"

by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017

TAKE A CHILL PILL DUDE

TAKE A CHILL PILL PERSON-

Random Person #1: HEY DUDE WANNA KNOW THIS WANNA KNOW THAT HEY HEY DUDEEEEEE

Random Person #2: Calm down bud-

Random Person #1: I CAN'TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Random Person #2: TAKE A CHILL PILL DUDE

Random Person #1: ...UH..YEAH I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT...

by No🖐️ June 9, 2021